Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Didn't Jesus know from the beginning that this was the last supper? Maybe it would have gone more like:

Jesus: Okay guys, now everyone knows what to bring for the supper.

Judas: Master, you didn't tell me what I should bring.

Jesus: Don't worry, traitor- I mean, Judas. Your presence is more than enough at the last supper.

All the apostles: "The last" what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Nice 😏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Probably unleavened bread with roasted lamb and bitter herbs, as it was Passover.