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(Alt: The Drake meme. Upper panel shows him hiding his face from "Securing Customer Data". Lower panel shows him smirking at "Securing Public API Documentation")

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Did I miss some follow up news on microsoft blaming EU? Or is it just a meme (so far)?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, this is a general practice-- I see it a lot with third-party vendors who want you to integrate with their services. They'll expire the documentation portal password after 90 days, but the actual user facing service still accepts the same "password123" that's been set since 2004.

I suspect the pattern is to protect the vendors from developer scrutiny: by the time you've jumped through enough hoops to read the docs and realize it's trash, the execs have signed the contracts and the sunk costs are too high to bail out.

Also add another 6 months to actually get the credentials for the test environment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

the test environment

The test environment? I don't miss the web dev world. It's so nice to be able to run end-to-end tests entirely locally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Of course Microsoft has to come out with this THE ONE TIME they're not to blame for broken software...