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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage (techcrunch.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you went to Romania, you could buy 33 loaves of bread and still have 0.1 USD left(i would have gave the equivalent for a country where bread is cheaper if i knew the price of any)

You probably cant travel to Romania with 0.1 USD(or even with 10 USD) and i dont think the damage that caused was equivalent to 33 loaves of bread, but how could have they known that? Maybe they think everyone can teleport everywhere else for 0.1 USD and think bread is worth more than gold

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can the answer involve teleportation? Just this once? We've been good. We deserve a treat.