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Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] [email protected] 148 points 3 months ago (4 children)

...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

The energency meeting part was the satire.

They've already had a horrendously racist name for her years.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ackshually this is the shovel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Digging up onions?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hey, these are hard times.