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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

if republicans actually spent time working on policies that people actually supported maybe their entire campaign wouldn't fall apart when their opponents base get fired up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure this a onion type thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Doesn't he just reuse "nasty woman" for all women?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

couldn't tell if TheOnion at first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe JD Vance will suggest something like "Not the mom-ala" Harris.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Harris the karamel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sexist and possibly a thinly-veiled racist name as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're hired!!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It took me 4 goddamned times. I scrolled past this article 4 times before I saw it was satire.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think his last speech he said he calls her Laughing Harris because of how she laughs. She’s a crazy woman apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's so juiceless, this is nothing lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Her laugh is fucking great too, which is what makes this extra stupid. Its full throated and heartfelt, just out and out joyous. The kind of laugh that warms a fucking room.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Women aren’t supposed to laugh according to republicans

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Female autonomy will crush the prospects of a trad husband

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