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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But wait! How DO you cook them? I've tried boiling, roasting, frying, baking them. All just awful!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Take a dozen of these and throw them in Pepsi zero and then boil them for 20 minutes like a tea egg. It really brings out the flavor of these weird green egg things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The yolk is so hard though :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately everything wrong. Microwave them as long+hard as you can. They will taste umagi!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Battered and fried avocado is legitimately delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's a special cooking method. We get in our car, drive to that hipster joint that has the fancy tacos and ask for the 'fried avocados'.

I tried making them myself after that and pan fried worked well, but taco place is still way better. I think deep fried might be too much and stir could be problematic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That does sound good.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew