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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That'd be me. I'm usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one's going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What if your friend has housemates? You just used other people's food, and now 3 out of 4 people who live there hate you

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What if your friend is a vegan?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Peanut butter and jelly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then they'd be up a dawn to absorb sunlight for sustenance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they're vegan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ahhh, that vit D!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

More for me, then

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You're a very grown up and productive child, unless you're still rocking sleepovers in your 20s and 30s. Either way, do you man, and pour me a cup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's a very apt description of me. I'm a grown up child of a man, and that's how I've always been. I have the 10 year old mentality but I'm actually five decades beyond that and I still act and even look like a younger man. Maybe it's the bacon and eggs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

i think sleepovers in your 20s and 30s involve a lot more sex

… i mean, at least in gay world they do