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72-year-old Florida man arrested after admitting he shot a Walmart delivery drone (www.techspot.com)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And remember it's always shut the fuck up Friday

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you say when the cops first pull you over? "Why'd you pull me over?"

And when they start asking questions? "I'm not discussing my day."

And if they keep asking questions? "Am I being detained, or am I free to go?"

And if detained, what do you say? "I invoke the fifth."

And then what do you do??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Shut the fuck up.

Yep, that's what you do. Don't answer questions.

If they were going to arrest you, they've already made that decision and there's nothing you can do about it. Let it get settled in court.