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Does this mean I can stop stuffing my face with olives now (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If eating olives makes you live longer, I'll just die young.

Yech.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Upon hearing your anti olive stance OPEC (Olive Producing European Countries) have decided to have you executed. Once again proving that eating olives increases your life expectancy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But olive oil is amazing.

I hate whole olives, but a great olive oil with bread is one of the essential joys in this world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think Doug Doug chugs olive oil, like full bottles of it, on streams sometimes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I think there is going to be a difference between chugging a bottle of oil and putting a light coating on some salad or veg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'm okay with it as long as the taste isn't overpowering.