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Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (6 children)

What wild birds out there letting you pet them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Seen plenty on YouTube. Like crows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's a shame passenger pigeon nets have fallen out of style. I imagine you could catch a lot of ducks with one of those

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Usually the ones that let you approach are the sick or injured ones

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It’s fledgling season in the northern hemisphere, and lots of fledglings don’t naturally have a ton of fear of humans. Adult birds might also ‘let’ people pet them after a window strike; they don’t always look like a bloody mess so people don’t always realize how injured they are.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You got some bread? Then many.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's how you get bit by a duck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How about something more beginner friendly, like a goose or a swan?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fucking goose