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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won
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this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2025
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A classic from the Onion's heyday
never forget
That is difficult, because under Trump, reality is often more satirical of the recent past than the onion can stretch credulity.
Hence why they share these classics.