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[–] [email protected] 122 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Probably more effective to give to a food pantry to avoid the corporate profit cut, but the thought is very nice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

wdym? He orders but never shows up and pays

[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Many restaurants let people pay when they pick up or get the food delivered. So doing this costs the restaurant money, not OP. That's why he's spoofing his info too, if he paid they probably wouldn't care enough to ban the number.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay cool, I thought they were ordering online and pre paying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you think "calling" means "ordering online"? what the hell do you think caller id is?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Kids these days

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Three birds with one stone is pretty good. Feed poor worker, screw corpos, fuck over exwife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What is corporate profit cut?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought they'd be ordering online and paying in advance. But if not, sounds okay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

did you not read the words?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What is corporate profit cut?

I'm guessing it means they're calling franchise restaurants and not mom and pop shops.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The restaurant is making food and it cuts into their profit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

But it has a happy employee and they work harder, making the restaurant more money.