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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.