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[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (22 children)

yeah right, he was probably cleaning the kitchen, slipped and fell on it, just like everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago (17 children)

That’s pretty much exactly what he said, he just took a long time to say it, which was what led to the deep, deep regret on the part of the doctor. He was dusting up on a ladder, drinking tea, totally naked, and then he fell, and oh no look what has happened now.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (16 children)

There's a montage from Scrubs where a bunch of people claim "I fell on it" that ends in the last guy shrugging and saying, "I was bored."

I respect the fuck out of the last guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Love that! Thanks.

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