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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Real environmentalists just pack the flour into their jeans pockets to avoid unnecessary paper waste

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You joke but bulk stores exist where you can literally just take your own container and avoid the crappy leaky bags altogether.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Annoyingly they're basically deli prices in my city

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Real environmentalists keep a little dirt under their pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just put it straight into my mouth to avoid the extra cleaning and energy of cooking. Don't you even care about the planet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

~~Into their jeans pockets~~ up their asses FTFY

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Classic Hank Scorpio