Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn't even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why you think the sea salty?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Cause they refuse to git gud.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because minerals that are washed out by mountain creeks do not evaporate while water does.

I also am in fact "fun at parties"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, you can't fool me. I've seen that one episode of The Magic School Bus. I know the oceans are full of fish spooge.