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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to keep his hands busy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

because what he was doing before is way better, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My biggest takeaway from this green text is go to Long John silver's to be greeted by a fapaholic and just look at his hands and look in his eyes and picture him being a fapaholic while he's handling your cash and he's got his hands all over that cash register and he hands you your paper bag full of greasy food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can't stop reading Fapaholics in the Trap-A-Holics voice.

Fap-A-Holics! Real. Fap. Shit.

This is a certified Goon classic Fap-A-Holics mixtape.

Damn son where'd you fap this?

Fap-A-Holics beeitch, you ain't know?

Bonus video of the OG recording lol.