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Zoom CEO Wants an AI Avatar to Do Your Job While You’re at the Beach (gizmodo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Easy; just shove a massive LiDAR scanner underneath, a few rechargeable 12 volt batteries, an acceptably advanced image processing system- it's basically a self driving golf cart that would probably cost more then your yearly salary and not work as well but common sense doesn't really mean anything to management so it'll happen either way!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

........stop being right. I know you don't know the layout of the airport I work at, but theres a part where I'm SURE that thing would run over people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

AND it reduces emissions?! Management so sold