Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear it, my father's obscene,

he eats the sardines,

sends his money to Osteen,

he smokes the nicotine,

he welds with acetylene,

he wants to be a Mujaheddin,

and he wears the Polypropylene,

but only on Halloween

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's vomit on his clean blue jeans,

Dad's sardines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Snap back to the crab fishing

Oop, there goes dad with his

Hook, he so mad that this

Wont, catch a crab with it

Nope, he's so bad at it

Hope, he slows down a bit.

You better...