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[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Do they check? Or can i just give my password to my homie in a letter

"Dear homie,

if you are reading this, it means that i'm on the long path to meet with master Kaio to train my ass off to death in the afterlife. Until we meet again, this is my user and pass of my steam account.

PS: i didn't bought the porno VR games. Someone gifted them to me.

Your bro in eternity,

Siegfried"

[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Bro, but what about the credit card receipt for porno VR games, signed by Siegfried? What about the warranty card for the porno VR games, filled out by Siegfried? What about the book "Porno VR Games and Me (This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!)" by Siegfried?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

You just keep the wishlist private and zero it out. You got the answers to those questions. That's private info your bro rusted you to die with.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro, a real bro doesn't ask these questions.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, bro. Bro is wanking in the afterlife now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Master Kaio is not happy about it, but he is not surprised either.