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What about "quiet shitting"?
I’m a big fan of “quiet walking my dog during a meeting where I don’t need to talk”
Note: This only applies to remote work
I just play video games during those meetings.
There's literally 0 reason for me to be on 50% of the calls I'm invited to (I'm IT and they have me on every dev call)
No. Assert yourself at work.
Sometimes, when i'm shitting at work, i ass-hurt myself.
So i'm a pretty efficient worker.
The most important thing is to always maintain eye contact!