Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf
Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Using a bidet is like a bird pooped on you and you just splashed that shit all over the place and got everything wet.
If you really believe that, possibly you are too thick to be using a bidet.
Steps for using a bidet:
Congrats, you're now a pro, an clean, pooper.
So poopy water goes everywhere and soggy TP goes all over my butt. You call that clean. Enjoy the splashed about bits of everyone else's poop around the thinnest and least protected membranes in your body. I'm not wasting any more break time replying to you.
Once again, it looks like you have never used a bidet yet somehow have the confidence to get everything wrong.
Or, you have tried to use a bidet and did some kind of three stooges bit in the process.
Clearly bidets are not for you, Sir.
Please take the words of experience of this thread: your perspective is incorrect. It's OK to change your mind. Bidets don't plash shit everywhere and your but can be as clean as it could be without using soap.
I'm sitting here wondering.. Do you think a bidet uses the water currently in the bowl? Or that it sprays through that water? Because it doesn't.
No
How tf do you clean your butthole
In the shower. How clean does a butthole need to be?
You take a shower every time you take a shit or do you just shit, take your clothes off, head to the shower and spread your cheeks for a minute?
Did your parents not teach you how to clean?
Did YOURS? Where I'm from, if you're playing in the water but the dishes still have food on them, you're in trouble.