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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Move to Finland. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I take baby wipes backpacking with me. I can't go back to dry poopy butt after owning a bidet for years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Baby wipes are a life saver where bidets aren't common! But please please don't flush them people, most plumbing* isn't built to handle them (even if it says flushable on the back).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A (single use) water bottle with a sport cap is basically a portable bidet. One can even easily adjust the water pressure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I generally carry a portable bidet when I travel for this reason. But yes, I'm traveling in Japan right now and it's great. Also the fact that the bathrooms are clean.

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