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Marriage is like.. (i.ibb.co)
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[–] [email protected] 118 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was a joke, and then saw the actual post on LinkedIn this morning. That place is something else.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's enough to make satirists give up. When reality is already this absurd, what do you do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You start bending absurdity. The next article should be about what B2B sales taught him about the benefits of open marriages, and how all paths lead to polyamory. The follow up article is about how bigamy is not unlike merger and acquisitions, and you need great communication to make it all work. You can simplify the process by signing up for alpha release of his AI app (wrapper around chatGPT).