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I think the only part of that which I'd change is that it'd be 0% alcohol. On the plus side, it may make some of them taste better. I tried Captain Morgan's 0% Spiced Rum and it tastes fucking awful.
On the other hand, I'd say Brewdog's Alcohol Free Punk IPA tastes nice, and Guinness have done a fair job with their 0% cans.
Agree, there're some decent < 0.5% beers around, made with just a different strain of yeast.
I'm assuming people downvoted me to oblivion because LoL nOn AlCoHoLiC bEeR sUcKs.
But assuming we actually have a future in which clean drinking water is completely unviable and beer becomes the only option, I don't see employers suddenly being okay with people being drunk at work. So it's either alcohol free beers, or some other way of staying hydrated. Again, this is assuming we have no way of purifying our water.
Listen, I'm an alcoholic and even I don't go that low...I just don't drink