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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That family is such a joke just go away please

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if they got on a spaceship and then we lost contact and hundreds of years later we rediscovered them, having evolved through inbreeding and plastic surgery into the Cardassians?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

They’re like the twinkies surviving nuclear apocalypse because they’re so synthetic