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New maybe, but it still needs to get that data out somehow, a little clippy clip to the internal antennas would probably do the trick lmao (as long as it's not with a subscription feature, that might need to periodically phone home)
No "subscription feature" should exist.on a motor vehicle. The idea that they do is asinine.
I think there might have been a misunderstanding, I'm not saying it should exist or that it's good, at all.
Just that you could still buy a new car and then sever the cellular antennas, then the collected data won't be able to actually leave the vehicle. But, doing so might break any subscription-based features, if present, because subscription means it'll need to phone home periodically