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"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of 2023."

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How’s the air feel with your nose that high up?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Whut?

Edit: like ...are you arguing that fresh seafood isn't inherently better than literally any other age of seafood because of course it is? I'm legit confused, lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You just come off very snobbish in that comment.

Yes, obviously fresh food is best, but not everyone can have that.

Maybe it’s just me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sorry? I was just joking around about shrimpfest.

Edit: removed irrelevant personal story