this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

We have moved well beyond the taxing stage. We need a giant wood chipper

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, guillotines are too quick and clean. Wood chipper, starting with the feet.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, guillotines are too quick and clean. Wood chipper, starting with the feet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Wood chippers require energy and can be expensive. A guillotine is rather easy to make, requires no electricity and is easy to build from things at hand for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"Let go of the foot!" 🔫

Sees whose foot it is

"Ah, never mind. Carry on!"