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L take, not everyone is autistic.
I don't think the "us" in that furrie's statement is inclusive of everyone
Yeah that’s why this kind of thing doesn’t happen all the time.
Not everyone would spend the money and time to sue a business over 2 ounces of liquid, either.
Working on contigent. The guy gets a large payout and the lawyers take a percentage.
large? That's not how class action works at all.
Large overall, not saying anything about the amount per person.
Yes you did:
If they get punitive damages it might be a lot more than that.
Lawyer might do it for 0 upront and % of settlement if they think there's a decent prospect of that.
Brb, pouring out two ounces for my poor, disadvantaged, neurotypical homies.