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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pssh, clearly this woman was taken to the furthest reaches of space and time by a manic depressive immortal in a phone booth, at one point learning that she was fated to die the next day. Said immortal returned her to earth moments later from our frame of reference, after a spacetime accident wiped most of her memory of the events. Leaving her with only a bad feeling about tomorrow, and a deep sad longing she cannot name when she gazes toward the stars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I wonder which medical professional is responsible for this series of events