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Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’ (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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She should have said - well we tried calling first but were on the phone for quite a while- you said our call was important to you and you were 'experiencing an unusually high volume of calls'...

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You need to be two people to pull that off, and the corpse must be wearing beach attire and shades. The shades are important. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

...and it has to be the weekend.