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Anon figures out the secret to charisma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I find Mussolini's hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while

https://youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of "this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hm... I bet I could hold people's attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.