this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
20 points (95.5% liked)

Melbourne

1866 readers
47 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that effect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Found out kidcalhoon2 has a kid in their class called Dante. I asked her if they were even supposed to be there. She'll get the joke in about 20 years maybe.

Edit - I'd just like add, this was off the cuff. I think it's my best dad-joke ever. Kids didn't get it, partner didn't get it, had to message it to an old friend...he got it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Clerks (1994) by Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob)

Clerks II? Dogma? Mallrats? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

Go sail the high seas and enjoy this bountiful booty of movies I have gifted ye!

Edit: I cannot believe I forgot Chasing Amy ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

All part of Kevin Smith's 'View Askewniverse'

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ive seen Clerks so long ago ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. The others I haven't yet. ๐Ÿ˜Š Thanks :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"...In a row?"

There's so many good lines in it; it sits well in my top 5 favourite movies.