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Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them (www.cnn.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Set up a shawarma shop. Make it a pick your own like at strawberry farms, but with goats. That'll solve the problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Ottawa's city council declared the city as the 'Shawarma Capital of Canada'. I think these goats will serve the city well. The news: https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-is-the-shawarma-capital-of-canada-council-declares-1.6830648

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago