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How in the fuck did I miss this piece of news - Trump is Daddy, apparently
(www.independent.co.uk)
It would appear that the moniker was first unveiled by former Fox News star Tucker Carlson weeks before the presidential election, in an off-the-rails speech at a TPUSA event in October.
“Yeah, that’s right. Dad comes home. And he’s pissed. Dad is pissed,” the far-right podcaster blared at the time. “And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl.’ And it has to be this way.”
I only caught that one because a certain "not a Republican" MAGA rapper made a whole song called "Daddy's Home." I went and rewatched it and remembered why I hadn't done so before, which is that it's just unbelievably lame but not even in an interesting way. There's an industry of Republican media people whose whole schtick is going "nyeh!" at a camera attacking libs, but it's not for liberals to watch, it's for reactionaries to fantasize about shit talking liberals, like a post-hoc shower argument but someone else is doing the arguing for you to the liberal who isn't there. There's no point in seeing it more than once because it's all just this weird pathology of affecting not caring what anyone thinks while being extremely concerned with people thinking that you don't care what anyone thinks.
I suppose that a lot of media is like that, to be fair, but at least chapo makes some effort to come up with jokes or draw broader conclusions instead of just talking about le tears.