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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Do the world a favour and take out a ceo with you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There definitely are better ways of ending it 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Microwaving TNT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my ex's was depressed and wanted to end it all....so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so....playing the long game and all that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

-Kurt Vonnegut

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It can't look too suspicious, or else insurance won't pay out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but are there tastier ways of ending it?