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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Surely the baby is in limbo.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, limbo is all the unbaptized adults from all time periods, floating on a sea of trillions of aborted and miscarried fetuses. God keeps saying He's going to deal with it and clean up the backlog eventually but at this point I think He's just holding out for Armageddon when everyone gets in for free anyway. God never closes His browser tabs either.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

God is saving up quadrillions of baby souls so He can blast Earth with a baby beam to kick off the apocalypse.