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[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i'm of the belief that pseudocode should be real code that actually runs. I.E. something like bash. A scripting language.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Starting off a noob programmer in Bash... Pure evil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The first language I tried to learn as a kid was Batch scripting...

(edit: and then some VBScript along the way! Eventually worked my way to C++ though)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

thats why i hate pseudocode.

I would much rather just learn an actual language, or two even. At that point.