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Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja
They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.
That's what they want you to believe.
Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a "ninja" !
Come on that's like talking about fight club...
Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.
How's Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We're just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!
Well yeah That’s what he said
I don't know... That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think...
They'll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.