Goes well on my toast
/bespoke millennial
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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I dunno, I stuck my dick in a melon once, but not recently 😔.
Like really? Or just joking? Because you gotta share what it was like of it was for real.
Haha, I’m just joking.
Oh. I must have misinterpreted the question. I thought they're asking if you've literally gone into any grocery stores lately? like have you tried out those Amazon fresh stores where you can just walk in and walk out with whatever groceries you want and the store automatically takes money out of your bank account?
“If this is gonna be that kind of party imma stick my dick in the…wait…what kind of party is this?”
No you're right, it's a mashed potatoes party! 🥳