this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
377 points (90.0% liked)

Not The Onion

12308 readers
1192 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (4 children)

This is not news. The robot lifted it's hand and she was standing too close to the display. It barely qualifies as a robot anyway. It's not like it looked down and analyzed her butt. It's not that complicated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Thanks for saving me a read. I was expecting some basic object identification and retrieval AI getting confused by a pattern and groping to grab the "object"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Sure seems that way. I don't personally do controls engineering. But I know enough I wouldn't doubt that's just pre-programmed motion to attempt it looking "alive".

So 1) Seems much more like animatronics. 2) It certainly doesn't have advanced enough proximity detection AI would need.

The creators even claim they told people to stay back. That's not advanced at all. Even simple production line bots have collision detection.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It has wide field of view, no need to look down. It analyzed and decided to clap dat ass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

How dare you use logic on the internet shame on you