Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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Looking to rob an apartment building? Pull the fire alarm and see who didn't lock their door while leaving. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Setting off a detector might give you a time bonus while they investigate.

I was watching the Simpsons episode where Homer is a firefighter and that gave me the idea.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Emergency services would get there too fast to loot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean assuming it takes them five minutes to respond and they're going to a different floor I'd say that's plenty of time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So, are you just going to carry all that stuff through the door that the residents are standing outside of?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

It would be more for big ticket small items. Laptops and what not. You'd go down as they trickle up.