tektite

joined 7 months ago

I'm going insane in c/[email protected]

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REDRUM

Hot ______ in my area want to meet me! in c/[email protected]

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Even More Cartoon Network Shows Have Suddenly Left Max in c/[email protected]

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Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

"Loss" but it's a Red State in c/[email protected]

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Great write up but implantation in viable pregnancies should be occurring in the uterus, not the ovaries.

Hot ______ in my area want to meet me! in c/[email protected]

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Hot ______ in my area want to meet me! in c/[email protected]

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Has to be the manor in c/[email protected]

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Wasn't it a rabbit?

Elon Musk’s X is now worth less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price in c/[email protected]

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I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Bitey in c/[email protected]

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Meowmonella

where did all the bugs go? (sprays pesticides on lawn) why are there fewer birds than there used to be? (cuts down weeds and bushes and tall grass) what a mystery in c/[email protected]

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Mine is the only front yard on my street that isn't just grass and weeds since I ripped out my lawn. I was out hand weeding one day when the only neighbor without weeds in his lawn came over to patronize me (not the first time) about how he just uses roundup and doesn't have to worry about the weeds!

A few weeks later I saw his yard crew show up while he was at work... he's not even applying the roundup himself.

Hurricaine Helene Aftermath - Appalachian State University, North Carolina in c/[email protected]

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Bring out your dead!

Elon Musk declares ‘If Trump is not elected, this will be the last election’ — says voting Trump is the ‘only way’ to ‘save’ democracy in c/[email protected]

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