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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

As a cis male, I've exclusively been called "Hun / Hon" by waitresses and gay men.

I've not been offended by any of them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had a couple with spring loaded "crash damage", one on the side and one on the rear. When it got hit hard enough, the panel would flip around and the car would be "dented".

Was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We didn't do exhaust work

I'd have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said "plus labor".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry, I'd be worried about Half-Demon magical powered telepathic crazy...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

... The group chat is going to hate me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

inserts ID card:

Bunny ears, Jar, Pill, Heart.

Door Opens

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

When I was a kid I got kicked out of the house at 9am on the weekends with no cell phone; now walking less than a mile is grounds for parents to get arrested?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It pulls me into the fetal position for a good cry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Think about direction, wonder where you are because you remember dumb song lyrics and not navigation skills.

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