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It's an unnecessary red circle jerk.

Single women live longest

An addendum is required.

Oh good, I've heard that a varied diet is the key to health.

Edit: I meant to comment this here but it works on this post just as well.

Should have marked this NSFW.

According to a different species's standard of sex appeal. Like if we died and some blue footed booby painted our feet blue.

Slick. Please update on how it fares at the event.

Anxious cats all the way down

I'm ready for the timeline where Melania saves the world.

Using Hocus Pocus as a data sample, Bette Midler is the average sized witch.

Learning random cool stuff like this is part of why I like lemmy, and why I used to like reddit. Please don't shut down constructive contributions with low effort snark. And before you use your line on me, if I were fun at parties, I would get off lemmy and go to parties.

I always thought that was part of the character he plays and that he's basically joking. Some of his complaints are ridiculous, like once he said not to use a dough splitter to scoop chopped veggies. He can't be serious about that stuff.