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I'm trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: "Hi, excuse me. I'm looking for tomatoes."

You: "We are out for today."

C: "Oh, that's unfortunate."

You: "" (still avoiding eye contact)

C: "Well, how about I come back tomorrow?"

You: "There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow."

C: "Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?"

You: "If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes."

C: "Are you alright?"

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven't read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

As long as they don't point that thing at me, I don't get the point. 😀

I'll show myself out.

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

I'm sorry, I'm not kink shaming, but I'm not comfortable with calling you slur names. ;)

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Looking at the comments,

I guess you...

...miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

I'm sorry, but you suck...
hard...
at being...
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I'm glad for you :)

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion...

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

Sure! He hasn't moved for days. Must be really comfy!