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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to burn.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Time to lick my asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I see. There's a German saying for that:

Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will hate you if you don't help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your brain stops working when your hands are wet? ... This could explain certain behaviours during the Covid pandemic...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday's roon?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm not saying it's photoshoped, but the sign looks out of place and like an invitation to change its text.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

How do they still have both eyes!?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Does that mean Zuckerberg is GLaDOS?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

One question mark is fine, but waiting till three question marks appear!? You monster!

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