Bring back versus puzzle games. Puyo Puyo is more or less the only surviving IP today, and even that is only barely on life support now that Sega has banished it to Apple Arcade exclusivity.
The whole damn genre lies in ruins now and I miss it so much. Someone, anyone, make a new game please.
Do they though? The biggest and most profitable games right now are all live services. Consumers are very much voting for live services.
Rivals has found its niche, but I don’t think even that is pulling in the kinds of numbers Warner expects for a AAA they sunk this much money into.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? He couldn’t see that well.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I think I have hearing problems." "Can you describe the symptoms?" "Sure! Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair."
Did you hear about the huge sale at the Lego store? People were lined up for blocks.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, "Do you want to hear today’s special?" I said, "Yes please." "No problem sir. Today is special."
I'd tell you a time travel joke, but you didn't get it.
I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas. There were only two of us, so I had to make every second Count.
You don't have to tell me the other guy is terrible. I know he is.
But did you actually watch the debate? The fact that he came out of that debate arguably looking even worse than Trump - in the eyes of voters, don't even try to argue this one - was a clear red flag.
There was never any 'advantage' here, and Biden stepped down because even he knew it.
If you want to "do everything you can to win", step one is not running the guy who was borderline incoherent in the debates. Staying by that would've been shooting yourself in the leg.
Did we watch the same debate here? There was never any advantage coming out of that one.
What I want to know is if Switch 2 will be able to run Switch 1 games at a higher clock speed, or if it'll just do what N3DS did. My fear is that every game that ought to be running on Switch 2 already got ported to Switch 1 poorly, and won't get re-ported.
I'm basing my analysis on the observable trend that incumbents lose when the economy is poor. As well as, y'know, Biden's abysmal poll numbers after the debate, the reason he dropped out in the first place.
You're the one who started insisting incumbent advantage would've been a thing here, where's your crystal ball?
Encumbant advantage? In this economic climate, it's exactly the opposite. People who are feeling increasingly fed up with a world in which they cannot make ends meet vote against the status quo.
4 years of Trump got people to vote against Trump. 4 years of Biden got people to vote against his VP.
Biden himself would lost even harder than Kamala did.
I feel justified in being pissed off at people whose first reaction to all of this is to blame the left. Because y'all do this after every election we lose, and learning nothing is how we go on to lose the next election.
Blame the people who voted for Trump. Think for a minute about why they did, and then think about what we can do differently next time.
Not learning is what will drag the whole country down.
I am just as horrified as you are that more than half the country got excited about a man who's actively aiming to destroy it. But you are blaming the wrong people.
The question I am asking you is, what lesson will you learn from this? If pointing fingers at the left is all you can do, we will lose 2028 too.
Puyo Puyo Champions - After the video essay I posted two weeks ago ended up doing so much better than I expected, 11k+ views and 600+ likes, I decided to try streaming some ranked for the first time in 2.5 years. I'm still cracked.
Riichi Mahjong - This really ought to be worth a lot more for how rare it is.
Persona 4 Golden - Finally coming back to this, where'd I leave off again?