I think return to office mandates are silly. Regardless, it's more about maintaining the office market values, right? So basically need to accept that's where things are going and that will inevitably happen.
I'm not an economist, so I don't know the full implications of it all, but I know things will be in for a ride.
They usually do hangings, right?
They did a test run at my airport some years ago, but I don't think it took off. Sadly, I never got to check it out for myself.
http://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-breakfast-burrito-2014-3
Edit: Here's what they offered:
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Sometimes I do what I call "time travelling" where I pirate first with the intention to buy later when it's cheaper.
I think so, too.
I wanna arrange them as close to roygbiv as possible
I haven't seen it in ages, and I can't critique the approach, but the maker of SuperSize Me tried to spend 30 days doing a minimum wage job. Iirc, it wasn't great and they had so much debt by the end of it.
I wish these people could get a similar perspective.
Fingers crossed for Owen Wilson to be Link
For UPS, management also includes web, backend, IT, etc positions. Basically if you weren't a hub worker or delivery driver, you're likely non-union and structured as management.